Friday, September 21, 2007

How to get lost... ...quicker!

Well, a few days ago StillSmall went out and got himself one of these. It's a Mio C520T and I knew right from the start I was buying it because it was a *Gadget* and not because I want to turn into Automan and navigate corners at 90° and whatnot!

Lets be honest, boys love their toys and men are just boys in adult form (StillSmall, choose that because of my strange belief that we all have 3 ages, a physical one, a mental one, and a moral one. I rate myself at 34,3.4 & 43 respectively).

I have to admit, it is a nice toy and I've been playing with it on and off. I was a bit disappointed with it at first for the speed of the screen update as you are driving, but I got used to it and all is well at the navigation corral.

The best possible taste ?

Oh deary deary me, I found this whilst doing some inta-searching. It's one of those things where you can't help yourself but laugh and and the same time feel disappointed with yourself.


I feel slightly ashamed of myself, but I almost lost a mouthfull of coffee out of my nostrils when I saw this.




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Well here it is, the first ever post brought to you from sub-tropical Belgium and in association with the word "fart".

Well, now that I've got the F-word out of the way, it's time to say something deep and meaningfull. Or is it ?

Am I negating or belittling the inportance of the word fart ?

From Wiki:

Flatulence is a mixture of gases that are produced by symbiotic bacteria and yeasts living in the gastrointestinal tract of mammals, and aerosolized particles of feces, and it is released under pressure through the anus with a characteristic sound and odor. Flatulence in its verb form is called flatulation or to flatulate is known colloquially as farting, but some people find the word fart offensive and will use a euphemism as an alternative. Most animals, birds, fishes and insects also fart.

Insects fart ? no way ! I've never heard 'em do it !